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现在的人真没素质!昨晚没睡好,今天坐在公交车里直打瞌睡,结果后面的人一直瞎嚷嚷乱叫,吵醒我好几次,妈的,亏我性子好,真逼急了哥,这司机我不干了 喂?您好,是电话局吗?是这样的,我这边电话线太长了哎,你们那头能不能拉过去一点? 姐夫们求一首藏头诗,喜欢一个女孩叫方卉!4年的姐夫第一次求支援 凌晨一点,城市的夜行动物们结束了一天的工作,回家卸妆,纷纷露出素颜,这就是传统的丑时。 有时候我会觉得,一家人不在一起生活时才能更好的爱对方…… 昨天去饭店吃饭,听到一对情侣在吵架。只听那男的说:我只不过暑假去旅游了一个月,回来之后你怎么黑了这么多!你到底背着我干了什么?!然后我回头一看,那女的挺白的啊,哪里黑了? 出了一个星期的差,碰到了大学时的一个朋友离婚了,晚上约她出来走走,雨特别大,我没伞,她带了一把,我们聊生活,工作聊到感情,走了有一会走到宾馆楼下,我说上去坐坐吧,后来发生了关系,我觉得自己很渣,现在回到我所在的城市,老想抛掉现在的一切,和她在一起,理智告诉我不可以,她说浅尝即止,我说她是高手,感情收放自如,她说她是不敢放,怕不可收拾,不想当小三,怕朋友都没得做,倒是我陷在其中无法自拔,今晚喝了好多酒,明天开始疯狂工作,时间能淡了一切。到这里说这些只想宣泄,你们随意… 昨天去买烟,买了包20的,给了老板50,找了我40,我装做不知道,装兜里就走了,没走多远老板喊我:你的烟没拿!我流下了感动的泪水,拿出十块钱给老板:你多找了我十块钱。老板也留下了感动的泪水:小伙子,把烟拿来,我给你换一包。抽着老板新换给我的烟,那纯正的味道不禁再次感动了我:老板,把刚才那张50的拿来我给你换一张吧!老板接过那50的也再次感动:小伙子,把刚才那找你的钱给我,我也给你换了。接过老板重新找我的钱,我也再次感动,从口袋里拿出一部手机:老板,手机还给你吧。老板热泪盈眶,颤抖着掏出一个钱包:小伙子,钱包还给你。 一富商有两个儿子,他要决定其中一人继承财产,就把大儿子和小儿子都叫过来给他们一人一颗种子,指着花盆∶“谁的花盆里的花长得快,谁就赢了。”几个月后,他们把盆拿过来了,大儿子的盆长出了花,小儿子的人没有长出花。他问小儿子原因,小儿子∶“种子是熟的,长不出来。”富商∶“那你就不能换一个种子嘛。” 这个世界根本不存在“不会做”、“不能做”,只有“不想做”和“不去做”,当你失去所有依靠的时候,你自然就什么都会了 最近在休年假,天天无所事事! 都说春困夏乏,下午从两点睡到傍晚还不愿起身。老妈带着侄儿来到我房间:看来是懒癌犯了,没压力的孩子啊。 说完老妈又在跟侄儿在那嘀咕了几句,然后说:去给你叔叔一点压力! 侄儿心领神会,楼主依旧装睡。切,一个破小孩能拿我怎样? 侄儿先是推了推我,我假装打呼噜。他又挠我脚底板,我又忍住了。 哈哈,没招了吧? 事实证明,人啊,永远不要低估自己的对手,因为他可能是个熊孩子。 侄儿忽然停手了,我正纳闷了,偷偷睁开眼。接下来的一幕,让我毕生难忘。 只见一个肥硕的屁股朝我脸部袭来,侄儿坐在我脸上。然后又抬起屁股,又使劲坐下。 循环往复,还一边释放有害气体。 我被他的屁嘣的头晕眼花,七荤八素。 侄儿兴奋:叔叔,现在压力是不是好大? 卧槽,压力好臭!!!! 和哥吃饭,原来不吃生蒜的他,一头头嗑起了蒜瓣。我忙问哥咋了。哥小声说:“不瞒你说,自从我们搬了家,你嫂子需求就特别大!”我,“哥,这蒜还可以壮阳?”哥扭捏起来,“不是,哥最近腰疼。你嫂子嫌蒜臭,晚上就会放过我……” 有一次上课,老师说:“我敢保证我们班没有人见过驴!”这时,有个学生猛地站起来,说道:“老师,我就见过!”老师听到,平静的说道:“那你一定是在镜子里见过! 很多中年男人都有一个特异功能,就是看电视时一会儿就睡着了,呼噜都震天响了,但你要想换台那是不可能的,因为他会在你换台的瞬间惊醒怒吼:谁让你换台的,换回去!然后说:你根本没在看,他会中气十足地回一句:我在听! 早上带着女儿出去买早点,正巧看到有一个人开车拉着一车西瓜,车上还睡着一个人,我赶紧趁机教育女儿说:看人家多辛苦,肯定是大半夜出去拉货,累的睡着了。 这时听到司机淳朴憨厚的声音:不是的,他昨天晚上打了一夜麻将刚回来…… 我扛着一千万的工程款,送到我家厂里给工人发工资。一路上那个慌啊,感觉所有人都在盯着我看。。。上山要过一个桥,我生怕自己掉河里,怕什么来什么,脚一滑还是掉进去了,全身都湿了。。。醒来才发现同床的侄子尿床,把床尿湿一大片…… 一天爸爸对儿子说:“你下次再考不及格就别叫我爸爸了,”第二天儿子还是没考及格回到家对爸爸说:“哥”妈妈手中一紧,爷爷在一边默默的吸了口烟:终究瞒不住啊 去男友家过夜,洗澡,看到一块肥皂拿起来就用了。用的时候感觉怪怪的,后来洗完男友亲我,一闻味道不对,问我:“你不是用给来福(够)洗澡的肥皂了吧?” 和暗恋女孩吃饭,我试探性地问她:”我想追你,你愿意做我女朋友吗?“ 她微微一笑:”看你表现咯,看能不能打动我。“ 我一听,暗自窃喜:”真的吗?“ 她肯定地点点头:”真的!“ 于是拿起筷子,劈头盖脸把她从座位上打跑了,我边追边喊:”把你打动了啊,把你打动了啊,你说话算话啊!“ 一姑娘上学了妈妈给她买了个新铅笔盒。过两天发现铅笔盒没了,就问她哪儿去了?女孩儿很淡定的回答:“给我男友当分手费了……”

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      22. #21 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_control/parseurl_control.class.php
      23. #22 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_control/index_control.class.php
      24. #23 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/runtime_model.class.php
      25. #24 /data/wwwroot/default/web/frame/db/db_mysqli.class.php
      26. #25 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_view/common,index.htm.php
      27. #26 /data/wwwroot/default/web/frame/ext/session.class.php
      28. #27 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/kv_model.class.php
      29. #28 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/category_model.class.php
      30. #29 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/cms_content_model.class.php
      31. #30 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/cms_content_views_model.class.php
      32. #31 /data/wwwroot/default/web/frame/ext/utf8.class.php
      33. #32 /data/wwwroot/default/web/runtime/web_model/somemessage_model.class.php
      34. #33 /data/wwwroot/default/web/frame/tpl/sys_trace.php
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